HAPPY CHRISTMAS! Day Three

Merry Christmas…I have no idea how to embed playlists into WordPress…but please enjoy this list I took five minutes to put together in between wrapping presents and drinking champagne. Love you all! xx https://play.spotify.com/user/sexatoxbridgemusic/playlist/1XtyjMCdmio3StjFXP7MqE Okay off to drink more and do white elephant! Weeee! xx PS: You aren’t taking crazy pills…day two didn’t happen because of who I am as a person. Happy Christmas! xx There's more...

Three Days of Christmas: Day One

Happy Christmas!  I’m not doing twelve days of Christmas because I only thought of this just now. These posts are going to get progressively better with a very exciting announcement on Christmas Day, but today I wanted to tell everyone something that almost no one knows about me. I spent Christmas of 2015 by myself. 2016 has certainly been an…interesting year…to say the least. However, my problems right now are on more of a global scale. They’re things I’m worried about and that could directly affect me, but I am so very fortunate that personally at this very moment I’m probably the happiest I’ve ever been in my adult life. This wasn’t the case one year ago. On the 23rd of December 2015 a combination of circumstances and bad choices culminated in me hopping on a last minute flight to London from where I was on holiday, where I was thankfully  able to stay at a friend’s flat who was visiting her family abroad. I woke up on the 24th of December without a plan, a job, or a flat of my own. For reasons not worth rehashing, I wasn’t on the best of terms with my immediate family and even if [...] There's more...

I Said What What In the Butt

I started writing this a couple weeks ago and halfway through was like, “Ehhh…” so I did what I always do when it comes to important life decisions, such as where I should go on holiday, or what the cover of my books should look like, and I asked Twitter. Since a resounding majority of people who replied to this poll in the hour it was up appear to indeed care about this topic, here you go. The spectrum of human experience is quite broad and I’m convinced that pretty much no one knows what the fuck they’re doing half the time and that we’re all more or less just winging it together. However. There is one marmite-like issue that I’ve found most people to be stringently sure of, and that is bum stuff. A lot of guys – and I mean a lot - are like at the mere mention of the word “prostate”. I don’t know why. Look at the Stifler-guy getting a prostate massage: Look how happy he is! He looks like he’s having the time of his goddamn life. The first time I ever heard about anal pleasure for men (aside from a vague awareness that it was [...] There's more...

Ignore Men: Do Whatever You Want

In case you didn’t hear, some bitch ass friend-zoned guy wrote an article where he whinged about how mean girls are and how you can bully them into talking to you. No, seriously. This wasn’t an Onion article, it was an actual thing that someone who had probably been reading way too much Neil Strauss thought up.   I was going to completely ignore the hype and outrage over this article because I took one look at it and, similar to everyone else, was like Then I thought about all the dumb shit men have done to try and get my attention over the years. Last Saturday alone I had three completely absurd and unprovoked instances and I’m going to tell you about all of them because, while this is just a snapshot into six hours of my life, it is fairly representative of what I deal with on a consistent basis. I’m also going to set out some rules for all you fellas out there who might be wondering what is and is not appropriate when trying to talk to a stranger. The first incident was whilst I was standing at a bar waiting to be served, which, you know, is not that [...] There's more...

Dear David,

Thank you so much for taking the time to read an comment on my website! I presume that since you had to enter your email address and name that you’re aware that I, as the admin of this website, can see that. And if I were to just publish your comment like normal everyone else could see that as well. I decided to do you one better and write an open letter as my response to your comment, which in my opinion is a bit misguided if I’m being honest. Let’s get to it, shall we? You said, and I quote: So you’ve been scammed (?) and are now trying your own – welcome to the millennials new world order. Your whole generation are fuckwits. Can’t be arsed to vote – see where that got you. Get in to financial problems – no worries I’ll crowd fund it. Create a successful Brand and then turn it into a 1D obsessed bore-a-thon. FFS you had gold in your hand and you chose to trade it in for shit. Just go back to the roots of your blog and write to your strengths; you’ve been off message for at least two years. No-one gives [...] There's more...

Stay Single: Do Whatever You Want

“So…do you have a boyfriend?” The correlation between age and the frequency with which you’re asked this question is a direct one. As you get older it becomes the number one thing on the “none of ya damn business” list of topics that everyone and their mother will ask you. I did figure out a way to get relatives and family friends to stop asking me a couple years ago when after about the fifth time of being asked at a Christmas party I said, “No, but I know a couple of guys who would be angry to hear me say that.” It really does work like a charm. And, it’s half true. Not the them being angry part, but the me casually seeing multiple people at once at any given time. I have been in love four times. And by in love I mean in love in love, like the passionate soulmate kind of shit that you thought was only possible in films. Once was when I was eighteen, we never actually formally dated or even slept together, but looking back on it he was definitely in this category. The second time I fell in love was when I was twenty and it was with this person, [...] There's more...

The Universe Is Trying to Humble This Hoe

Good morning everybody! So last week I wrote this: I Desperately Need Your Help – Please Read and the amount of support I have received in less than a week has been incredible. I really cannot thank everyone enough for reaching out to talk to me and for everyone who has donated. It has honestly helped more than I can ever express for my mental health and for the situation I’ve found myself in, which has gone from like a ten to a four in terms of Crisis Lockdown Mode. I still have quite a lot of work to do, but everyone’s help has given me the opportunity to get my life back on track far quicker than if I had just tried to go at it alone, so thank you. I wanted to share another story with you, which while extremely unfortunate, is also a much funnier example of how the universe has been trying to humble this hoe. I don’t know why I’m being tested like this, but needless to say never think, “Well it can’t get any worse than this,” because inevitably it will and then you’ll be like me, aka My crisis really began on the 1st of July [...] There's more...

PLEASE HELP AND FILL OUT THIS QUICK SURVEY!

Hello everybody! As I mentioned last week I am venturing into the world of publishing and setting up my own publishing and media business. Along with the fun writing parts I am also doing a lot of proposals and other business hoe stuff and it would be immenesly helpful if everyone could answer these ten questions really quick for me. Please… Create your own user feedback survey Thank you so much!   There's more...

Exciting News About Sex at Oxbridge

Hello! I hope that everyone is well. Apologies for not updating this website, but it’s because I’ve been working with a good friend on turning it into a new website. Here is what we are thinking in terms of colour/layout: Very exciting stuff! If you love it, let me know. If you hate it, too bad! Just kidding, I’d love to know what people think about the colours, font, layout, etc… I’ve been very fortunate to take on a lot of cool projects this year, including being asked by other authors to read and review their books, which I have done but I am waiting until the new website is up to post them. As most of you know I also began writing a book based on this blog called Sex at Oxbridge: Year One which is going very well. The updates are on hold for a hot second because I wanted to give certain people who are in the book the courtesy of reading what I’ve written about them first and making sure there’s nothing in there they wouldn’t want included. In addition to to that book I also began a satirical novel called You’ve Got It! based on all the information I’ve gathered [...] There's more...

You’ve Got It!: A Satirical Novel

Hello everybody! Thank you so much to everyone who has bought Sex At Oxbridge: Year One and for all the feedback I’ve had thus far. Honestly, the easiest part of the book is writing it. The real admin is in editing it as I go (which I am able to do thanks to the incredible help of some fabulous copy writers and sub editors who are donating their time as well as everyone who points out when I use “your” instead of “you’re” – which GD IT WHY AM I LIKE THAT??). The next chapter is set to go out this weekend, just finishing up some final edits to the first two chapters before I publish the next one (kind of like doing the dishes as you cook…a clean as you go kind of approach to publishing), but I had an idea awhile back that I can’t get out of my mind. As most of you know, I have done extensive research into the world of reality television and talent contests as well as boybands for the past three years. I began putting together a story quite some time ago and with the help of other writers, a few journalists and two lawyers I have [...] There's more...