STORY TIME: Aka, why I’ve been MIA

Listen up, kids. Now, this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down and I’d like to take a minute just sit right there…just kidding. But now I bet that song is stuck in your head. I went on holiday, annnnnd on my way back to London I arrived at the airport from which I was departing stupidly early. So, naturally I went to the airport bar with the person accompanying me and needless to say, I lost track of time. It’s probably a good rule of thumb to only start drinking after you’ve gone through security, but the person I was with was only taking me to the airport, not actually flying with me. Anyway, it was a Wednesday so I figured it wouldn’t take me long to get through security and after a long goodbye I made my way to a ridiculously long line. There was a girl behind me who was really worried about missing her flight but I reassured her it would be fine, as my flight was before hers and there was no way I’d ever miss a flight. That’s only happened to me once and it was because I was stuck [...] There's more...