Reasons I’ve broken up with people: No. 1

Good morning! I started a thread on Twitter about reasons I’ve broken up with people and reasons people have broken up with me and it’s been pretty popular so I thought I’d expand on it in a format that allows for more than 140 characters of explanation. So without further adieu, here is an exhaustive list of reasons I’ve broken up with people. Most are different guys but a couple of them will be the same guy because I’ve dated some pretty big arseholes in my day, but they do say that water seeks its own level which is why I will also provide you with the other side of the stories and the reasons that people have broken up with me. Okay! 1. He would answer his phone by just stating his entire name As the phone would ring I would always sit there silently being like, “Hoe don’t do it…” and then he’d answer. “Trent McNally.” (Not his real name but it might as well have been something like that.) And then I’d be like, “Oh my God…” ‘Why do you always answer with your full name? You know it’s me.’ ‘Actually my caller id is broken,’ he tried to [...] There's more...

Happy Valentines Day! Be A Slut – Do Whatever You Want!

First of all, hello and Happy Valentines (Valentine’s? I don’t know) Day… I hope you all are well. Second of all, I need to apologise for the lack of updates and the preposterous lack of admin skills when it comes to this website. Lad Boy, or “Ben” as he is now called in the book because he didn’t like LB, created this lovely site for me back in 2011 and a couple years later I took over the web-hosting part of it, which was terribly confusing, and then a couple of days ago the site was down and said the domain hadn’t been renewed, and then I panicked because I went to some site who tells you who owns the domain and it said someone from GoDaddy owned it, but we registered it through Google so I thought in the hot minute the site was down someone bought it, but THEN <deep breath> what had happened was Ben never transferred the billing for the domain to me and the credit card he had linked to the renewal expired hence the payment not going through. So two things I learned this week: the domain for a site and hosting the site [...] There's more...