Be A Slut: Do Whatever You Want – Book Pre-Order Now Available!

Well, I did it. I wrote a book full of personal philosophies, the main of which was to be a slut and do whatever you want. I cannot thank everyone who has supported me over the past seven years, but especially over the last year and a half enough. It’s been tumultuous, but we made it. And I wrote a book about it! The other books haven’t been forgotten, I just finished this one first and once it’s finally out there I will return to my regularly scheduled Oxbridge sex writing. I wanted to do something special for the release, but due to the anonymous nature of this blog I’m unable to just hold a mass book signing, which is why for the first edition of the book I am having all of them first sent to me so that I may write you a lovely note and sign it before sending it to you myself.  There will be a subsequent edition that comes directly from the publisher, but this will be the only opportunity for you to get my beautiful ass handing writing and signature in your book. I’m very excited to share this book with you and hope that you enjoy [...] There's more...

Happy Valentines Day! Be A Slut – Do Whatever You Want!

First of all, hello and Happy Valentines (Valentine’s? I don’t know) Day… I hope you all are well. Second of all, I need to apologise for the lack of updates and the preposterous lack of admin skills when it comes to this website. Lad Boy, or “Ben” as he is now called in the book because he didn’t like LB, created this lovely site for me back in 2011 and a couple years later I took over the web-hosting part of it, which was terribly confusing, and then a couple of days ago the site was down and said the domain hadn’t been renewed, and then I panicked because I went to some site who tells you who owns the domain and it said someone from GoDaddy owned it, but we registered it through Google so I thought in the hot minute the site was down someone bought it, but THEN <deep breath> what had happened was Ben never transferred the billing for the domain to me and the credit card he had linked to the renewal expired hence the payment not going through. So two things I learned this week: the domain for a site and hosting the site [...] There's more...

I Said What What In the Butt

I started writing this a couple weeks ago and halfway through was like, “Ehhh…” so I did what I always do when it comes to important life decisions, such as where I should go on holiday, or what the cover of my books should look like, and I asked Twitter. Since a resounding majority of people who replied to this poll in the hour it was up appear to indeed care about this topic, here you go. The spectrum of human experience is quite broad and I’m convinced that pretty much no one knows what the fuck they’re doing half the time and that we’re all more or less just winging it together. However. There is one marmite-like issue that I’ve found most people to be stringently sure of, and that is bum stuff. A lot of guys – and I mean a lot - are like at the mere mention of the word “prostate”. I don’t know why. Look at the Stifler-guy getting a prostate massage: Look how happy he is! He looks like he’s having the time of his goddamn life. The first time I ever heard about anal pleasure for men (aside from a vague awareness that it was [...] There's more...

Ignore Men: Do Whatever You Want

In case you didn’t hear, some bitch ass friend-zoned guy wrote an article where he whinged about how mean girls are and how you can bully them into talking to you. No, seriously. This wasn’t an Onion article, it was an actual thing that someone who had probably been reading way too much Neil Strauss thought up.   I was going to completely ignore the hype and outrage over this article because I took one look at it and, similar to everyone else, was like Then I thought about all the dumb shit men have done to try and get my attention over the years. Last Saturday alone I had three completely absurd and unprovoked instances and I’m going to tell you about all of them because, while this is just a snapshot into six hours of my life, it is fairly representative of what I deal with on a consistent basis. I’m also going to set out some rules for all you fellas out there who might be wondering what is and is not appropriate when trying to talk to a stranger. The first incident was whilst I was standing at a bar waiting to be served, which, you know, is not that [...] There's more...

Dear David,

Thank you so much for taking the time to read an comment on my website! I presume that since you had to enter your email address and name that you’re aware that I, as the admin of this website, can see that. And if I were to just publish your comment like normal everyone else could see that as well. I decided to do you one better and write an open letter as my response to your comment, which in my opinion is a bit misguided if I’m being honest. Let’s get to it, shall we? You said, and I quote: So you’ve been scammed (?) and are now trying your own – welcome to the millennials new world order. Your whole generation are fuckwits. Can’t be arsed to vote – see where that got you. Get in to financial problems – no worries I’ll crowd fund it. Create a successful Brand and then turn it into a 1D obsessed bore-a-thon. FFS you had gold in your hand and you chose to trade it in for shit. Just go back to the roots of your blog and write to your strengths; you’ve been off message for at least two years. No-one gives [...] There's more...

Stay Single: Do Whatever You Want

“So…do you have a boyfriend?” The correlation between age and the frequency with which you’re asked this question is a direct one. As you get older it becomes the number one thing on the “none of ya damn business” list of topics that everyone and their mother will ask you. I did figure out a way to get relatives and family friends to stop asking me a couple years ago when after about the fifth time of being asked at a Christmas party I said, “No, but I know a couple of guys who would be angry to hear me say that.” It really does work like a charm. And, it’s half true. Not the them being angry part, but the me casually seeing multiple people at once at any given time. I have been in love four times. And by in love I mean in love in love, like the passionate soulmate kind of shit that you thought was only possible in films. Once was when I was eighteen, we never actually formally dated or even slept together, but looking back on it he was definitely in this category. The second time I fell in love was when I was twenty and it was with this person, [...] There's more...