People I Would Sleep With

To name a few …

Prince Harry

People I Would Sleep With

Obvs.

The guy at my local cafe

The guy at my local cafe

Thank you for waking me up every morning, sexual. In a non-sexual way.

Nicholas Hoult

People I Would Sleep With

Sexy. As. I’ve wanted to hop on the right foot and do the wrong thing with him since Skins.

Benedict Cumberbatch

People I Would Sleep With

Weird sexy.

Ollie Locke

People I Would Sleep With

Out of pure curiosity. Though I’m not sure that I’m his type.

Greg James

People I Would Sleep With
People I Would Sleep With

He can come into me like a wrecking ball. What? His sexy voice gets me through the last hours of work, plus he’s funny and awkward which always goes over well with me. Especially his singing, which ranges from shrill to brilliant (the “knocking one out” tune to “Mulled Wines”).

Extremely intelligent guys.

People I Would Sleep With

You shut your mouth.

Ian Somerhalder

People I Would Sleep With

Do me Damon Salvatore

Jonny Wilkinson

Jonny Wilkinson

The real reason I watch rugby. And look! He plays guitar!

Captain Jack Sparrow

People I Would Sleep With

My favourite pirate.

Ted

People I Would Sleep With

Sexy bear. I mean, if I lived in a Seth MacFarlane universe.

Ron Burgundy

People I Would Sleep With

Look, there’s a rainbow! Do me on it!

Jennifer Lawerence

People I Would Sleep With
People I Would Sleep With

Yeah I would.

Jack Whitehall

People I Would Sleep With

And pretty much any hilarious guy who is remotely attractive.

And of course, Harry Styles

People I Would Sleep With
People I Would Sleep With

I know. I’m not proud of it either. And I think I prefer the nerdy version.

NB I am totes magotes joking about the fictional characters/teddy bears. But completely serious about Greg James and Harry Styles.

Sidebar: I wrote this prior to me becoming aware of the absolute certain existence of Larry Stylinson, so if Louis Tomlinson is reading this – I’m sorry.

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  1. Laurie says:

    Love it!!! Love it all!!

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