Dear David,

Thank you so much for taking the time to read an comment on my website! I presume that since you had to enter your email address and name that you’re aware that I, as the admin of this website, can see that. And if I were to just publish your comment like normal everyone else could see that as well. I decided to do you one better and write an open letter as my response to your comment, which in my opinion is a bit misguided if I’m being honest. Let’s get to it, shall we? You said, and I quote: So you’ve been scammed (?) and are now trying your own – welcome to the millennials new world order. Your whole generation are fuckwits. Can’t be arsed to vote – see where that got you. Get in to financial problems – no worries I’ll crowd fund it. Create a successful Brand and then turn it into a 1D obsessed bore-a-thon. FFS you had gold in your hand and you chose to trade it in for shit. Just go back to the roots of your blog and write to your strengths; you’ve been off message for at least two years. No-one gives [...] There's more...

Stay Single: Do Whatever You Want

“So…do you have a boyfriend?” The correlation between age and the frequency with which you’re asked this question is a direct one. As you get older it becomes the number one thing on the “none of ya damn business” list of topics that everyone and their mother will ask you. I did figure out a way to get relatives and family friends to stop asking me a couple years ago when after about the fifth time of being asked at a Christmas party I said, “No, but I know a couple of guys who would be angry to hear me say that.” It really does work like a charm. And, it’s half true. Not the them being angry part, but the me casually seeing multiple people at once at any given time. I have been in love four times. And by in love I mean in love in love, like the passionate soulmate kind of shit that you thought was only possible in films. Once was when I was eighteen, we never actually formally dated or even slept together, but looking back on it he was definitely in this category. The second time I fell in love was when I was twenty and it was with this person, [...] There's more...

PLEASE HELP AND FILL OUT THIS QUICK SURVEY!

Hello everybody! As I mentioned last week I am venturing into the world of publishing and setting up my own publishing and media business. Along with the fun writing parts I am also doing a lot of proposals and other business hoe stuff and it would be immenesly helpful if everyone could answer these ten questions really quick for me. Please… Create your own user feedback survey Thank you so much!   There's more...

Exciting News About Sex at Oxbridge

Hello! I hope that everyone is well. Apologies for not updating this website, but it’s because I’ve been working with a good friend on turning it into a new website. Here is what we are thinking in terms of colour/layout: Very exciting stuff! If you love it, let me know. If you hate it, too bad! Just kidding, I’d love to know what people think about the colours, font, layout, etc… I’ve been very fortunate to take on a lot of cool projects this year, including being asked by other authors to read and review their books, which I have done but I am waiting until the new website is up to post them. As most of you know I also began writing a book based on this blog called Sex at Oxbridge: Year One which is going very well. The updates are on hold for a hot second because I wanted to give certain people who are in the book the courtesy of reading what I’ve written about them first and making sure there’s nothing in there they wouldn’t want included. In addition to to that book I also began a satirical novel called You’ve Got It! based on all the information I’ve gathered [...] There's more...

Sex At Oxbridge: Year One – Book Update and Prologue

Hello! Apologies for not regularly updating the site, but things have been very busy in a good way. I am currently finishing up the final touches to the third chapter of the book to be released this weekend and also working on building a new website with a close friend of mine. LB made this one and I love him for it, but it’s time for a bit of a revamp and I am so excited to show everyone the new layout. In the meantime I wanted to take a moment to thank everyone who has supported me on GoFundMe and everyone who has bought the book so far. What’s been even more invaluable than the kind donations has been the fantastic feedback as well as the assistance of everyone in helping me copy edit the book. From pointing out simple typos to full on paragraph by paragraph sub-editing, I cannot tell you how much I appreciate everything that everyone is doing to help me make this book a reality. The reviews thus far have been overwhelmingly positive, but a close friend of mine said, “I had no idea you were going to write it like this and I love it,” [...] There's more...

People I Would Sleep With

To name a few … Originally posted on Feb. 6, 2014, at 10:14 p.m. Prince Harry Obvs. The guy at my local cafe Thank you for waking me up every morning, sexual. In a non-sexual way. Nicholas Hoult Sexy. As. I’ve wanted to hop on the right foot and do the wrong thing with him since Skins. Benedict Cumberbatch Weird sexy. Ollie Locke Out of pure curiosity. Though I’m not sure that I’m his type. Greg James He can come into me like a wrecking ball. What? His sexy voice gets me through the last hours of work, plus he’s funny and awkward which always goes over well with me. Especially his singing, which ranges from shrill to brilliant (the “knocking one out” tune to “Mulled Wines”). Extremely intelligent guys. You shut your mouth. Ian Somerhalder Do me Damon Salvatore Jonny Wilkinson The real reason I watch rugby. And look! He plays guitar! Captain Jack Sparrow My favourite pirate. Ted Sexy bear. I mean, if I lived in a Seth MacFarlane universe. Ron Burgundy Look, there’s a rainbow! Do me on it! Jennifer Lawerence Yeah I would. Jack Whitehall And pretty much any hilarious guy who is remotely attractive. And [...] There's more...

Sex at Oxbridge: First Year – THE BOOK

During my third year at university I was approached by one of the biggest publishers in the UK to write a book based on Sex At Oxbridge. As you may have noticed that book is not available to the public because it was never published. After many meetings the official word from the non-fiction department was this: While the editors absolutely loved your sample chapter, many of them felt that, in order for it to be a non-fiction book and to thrive in the market we publish into, it would need to be high on scandal and tales of debauchery/drugs/affairs with the don etc. I feel that this isn’t really what you’re about, and you shouldn’t have to compromise in that area as the fact that your writing isn’t salacious and gratuitous, but is honest and witty, is part of its ample charm, and is the reason why people keep coming back to read your blog. They also thought that you sounded like just the sort of person they’d love to go for a drink with, a desire not usually expressed towards the more ‘graphic’ female writers… Over the past couple of years I have considered what it would take to make my writing [...] There's more...

Aaron and SAO: Boozy Bitches Part III

Hello everybody! So last month seemed pretty dire at points, so my pal Aaron Butterfield and I decided to get drunk and talk about anything but the actual drama happening. We asked for your questions and we were inundated with amazing questions and comments which took us a couple of boozy hours to get through, hence publishing these in multiple parts. I also decided to save some bits for a rainy day and despite the unusually non-rainy day in England today it is metaphorically rainy as fuck for fans of One Direction at the moment so I decided to post the next part of our saga today! Here is part III of Boozy Bitches. To catch up on Part I click here and for Part II click here. Enjoy! As always, Sex At Oxbridge’s dialogue in italics and Aaron’s in bold. Having a private dance party to Beyoncé’s Formation while I wait I slay I slay I slay   I haven’t heard it yet …   STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING   I think we both know what’s goign to happne next AH Great minds think alike   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrCHz1gwzTo   Let’s watch this bitch together live   Okay you ready? I’ll count down 3 2 [...] There's more...

Aaron and SAO: Boozy Bitches Part II

Last week Aaron Butterfield and I decided amongst all our angsty chats and observations about what’s been happening in the media that it would be in everyone’s best interests for us to get drunk and talk about anything else. So we asked you for your questions and eventually answered them via loads of tangents. Here is Part II in our saga that I’ve aptly called Boozy Bitches. To catch up and read Part I click here. Per last time Sex At Oxbridge’s dialogue in italics and Aaron’s in bold.   Saturday Afternoon … Aaron is silent on social media after a night out in London…   How was da club? I felt like death all morning because ew clubs and ew london and ew drinking but I’ve just woken up from a nap and I am REVIVED Twinsies! I woke up early like hungover AF but then went back to sleep and just woke up like that dragon gif from Mulan. “I LIVE” EXACTLY THIS. It’s amazing how much coffee and midday sleeping cure a hangover. I need coffee asap. I’ve got one of those coffee making machines. That’s so vague I just realised. But like the one with the [...] There's more...

Perez Hilton Asked People To Vote On Whether Or Not They Believe The Women Claiming That Bill Cosby Raped Them

Thus furthering the culture of victim shaming. Originally posted on Nov. 20, 2014, at 9:58 p.m. In light of recent allegations against Bill Cosby, celebrity gossip blogger Perez Hilton decided to ask his Twitter followers what they thought. In the most inappropriate way possible. Wait…what? There were the obvious questions With obvious logical answers Going to the actual article made it worse. MUCH worse. Via perezhilton.com I mean, I suppose Perez has a point. Rape is very “icky icky poo” and “sad sad” after all :’( After a brief breakdown of the alleged assault he asks the world, “Do you believe the accusations against Bill Cosby?” The reality of the situation began to sink in Still waiting for an explanation. The worst part – people were ACTUALLY VOTING Via perezhilton.com VOTING ON WHETHER OR NOT THEY BELIEVE WOMEN’S CLAIMS THAT THEY WERE RAPED. So you liked The Cosby Show? Big deal, so did everyone else. But is anyone such an avid fan of Cosby (or anything for that matter) that they’re willing to suspend belief of the fact that multiple women have claimed that Cosby raped them? The answer to that is no. Or rather it should be, I’m looking at you the TWENTY-FIVE [...] There's more...