And that’s not the number of men I’ve slept with. It now marks the amount of blog posts I have written. That in itself is blog-worth enough I feel. I’m going to be lazy and just cut and paste the latest article I wrote for a student newspaper because I’m halfway through a bottle of… Continue reading

I’ve been quiet for awhile, and not just in the world of blogging, so nothing personal. Though I promised to write about Mutt next, recent events have inspired other topics. Let’s go back approximately one week and three days ago. Aka, Saturday the 11th of October.  19:20 Cycling into town, on my mobile to Lad… Continue reading

Remember how I said that in the most childish tit-for-tat retaliation with Grey I went and snogged some random in a club? Not such a random as it turns out. What was suppose to be a one-off lip lock has turned into a nightmare. This boy is so obnoxious that I had to Google ‘most… Continue reading

Ah, October. When the fresh and brightest faces appear in Oxbridge. The excited last minute shopping sprees with the parents to put the last bits of furnishings around the room. The disappointment when you realise your room is a glorified cupboard, or the shock and awe of a palatial penthouse suite for the lucky few.… Continue reading

Aka, I know how to clear internet history. Clearing it from the second your parentals walk into the room and to the computer is another story.  I love the ‘rents, but living with them can be a major hassle. Going back to school will be a welcomed freedom from a life of ‘Where are you going?’… Continue reading

My computer has been acting up and I can’t exactly use the family computer to post without deleting all internet history and then having my parents thinking I’m watching porn on our PC at all hours of the night. A bit awkward.   And my parents just walked in. Fantastic timing. Must jet off lovers. An… Continue reading

If I seem crazy to you at any point, it’s probably because I am. Not clinically. But if I were to self-diagnose I would go ahead and say that there is a whole lot of truth to my nicknames. ‘Mentalist’ is probably the most accurate. Or maybe ‘Crazy Bitch.’ Anyway, I blame my fluctuating and… Continue reading

Relationships can be great. They can also be horrendous. My relationship with Grey has been wavering in and out of the latter.   I won’t lie to you, as it really is of no use. You don’t know me. I don’t know you. So where else can I be completely honest about things? I am absolutely… Continue reading

If there is one thing I have learned about dating it is this: never let your friends set you up with somebody. Inevitably, it will be said friends that break you up.  It seems great at first “Oh, you’re friends with so and so? Me too! You like the Inbetweeners, drinking beer, and complaining about… Continue reading