As Lizzo once said, it’s about damn time.
I wish I could give everyone some profound reason as to why this website disappeared like I was on a spiritual quest to find myself and get right with God, but that simply isn’t true. Also I’m pretty sure if there is a God they’re totally cool with me being a hoe and having this as my life motto
It doesn’t matter why I was gone or whose fault it was for losing all the passwords to renew the URL (Tom’s. It was Tom’s fault.) the important part is that I’m back. WhoTF is Tom you might be wondering…well, he was originally called Lad Boy in the blog but hated that name so I let him choose a new one. And he went with fucking Tom. I would’ve gone with Captain Big Dick but hey oh. CBD can be his nickname.
Anyway enough about CBD. Once I decided to redo everything and repost the entire blog I started reading the blog again and…not gonna lie, some of it did naht age well.
I haven’t changed any of the fundamentals, just some glaring grammatical errors and things that are only cringe with the hindsight of age. And CBD’s name of course.
Why now? Well…despite the blog disappearing I continued to operate as @sexatoxbridge on all my socials and I keep getting shit like this
That or people thinking my username is “sex on a bridge”
I just thought it was high time to dust off the slutty bedtime stories of years gone by and finally get around to telling you what happened my first year. So whether you’re new here or back to relive the stories, welcome! I hope you enjoy it, but as always
Along with the old (kind of getting really old) stories of my hoe legacy at uni I’ll also be letting everyone know what I’m up to now. Spoiler alert: I’m writing television shows. True story! And full disclosure I’m absolutely putting all this back up so I can pitch it to my producer. Imagine slutty ol me on the silver screen! That would be fun.
Thank you so much to everyone who has joined me along the way. Excited to be back! xx